The Rabbi Holes of Brooklyn

The Rabbi Holes of Brooklyn

How could “god’s” very own Chosen People (TM), selected by the very same “god” who created all of us lesser creatures, cattle and insects (according to their sacred Talmud), be guilty of any nefarious activity involving innocent, young children? 

Yet the discovery of deep, enormous tunnels underneath the Brooklyn World Headquarters of the Chabad Lubavitch sect of Messianic Zionism, established, appropriately by a Jewish rabbi appropriately named Schneerson, has caused an uproar rarely seen outside of the most frenzied mystery devil cults of Tasmania.

The story goes that last week, a rabbi was seen emerging from the street grates of a building near the Chabad Lubavitch building.  After further inspection regarding the egress of the rabbi, it was discovered that he had emerged from a maze of tunnels underneath their world headquarters.  Even more suspicious, the tunnels seemed to lead for hundreds of feet towards a “mikva” — or underground bathhouse of purification used by Jewish zealots in their rituals and ceremonies.  This same bathhouse, incidentally, was discovered to have been used, in November of 2023, for horrific incidents of child rape by the New York City Police.

However, most strange is what else was found inside the tunnels.  The list of peculiar items included throw down bed mattresses that had been heavily stained with dark substances; baby high chairs, tricycles, strollers; and toys.  It was almost as if the orthodox Jews were using these facilities for entertaining, or holding, young children.

The stained mattresses inevitably raised the issue of potential child abuse.  The extreme hostility displayed by the denizens of this sect towards the police, who quickly moved to close off public and media access to this weird discovery, was noted by many onlookers.  It was as if the police were taking orders from the Lubavitchers, rather than the other way around.

Further obfuscating what well may have been a pedophile’s paradise of available goy children for rent, pleasure or even sacrifice, the police quickly moved to camouflage any evidence of a crime by pumping truckloads of quick setting concrete into the tunnels before any evidence could be analyzed or collected.

The idea that this underground facility may have been used as a place of child abuse and rape, or even ritual murder, raised the old specter of the so-called Jewish “blood libel.” This is the story that has followed Jews throughout history and geographical dispersal— that they purposely kidnap young gentile boys and girls in order to slowly, ritually kill them by draining their blood and mixing it with the matzoh dough used during the Passover meal as a sacrifice to their “god.”

In more modern times, the harvesting of adrenochrome (a secretion of the adrenal glands only released under extreme torture and terror and drunk or injected to reputedly enhance youthful good looks and sexual prowess) was also mentioned as a possible factor in the creation of this strange underground labyrinth.

Curiously, very close to the same world headquarters of the Chabad Lubavitch, is a statue of a crocodile emerging from a sewer dragging a young child back down into the sewer.  Even more peculiar, is that the head of the young child is not a skull, but a bag of money!

It is true that the Jewish circumcision ritual does involve a Rabbi sucking the penis of a young innocent male boy into his mouth, and then chewing and biting off the foreskin in an apparent nod to a bloody, barbaric, Satanic past.  Yet one must bear in mind that this heavenly act was ordained by the very same “god” that the Jews worshipped with gold and child sacrifice in The OId Testament — Moloch.

True, the Jewish Talmud does say that having sex with children is OK as long as they are past the ripe old age of three. But how could anyone rationally challenge such sterling logic if it is derived directly from the dictats of their “god”? 

The high chairs in the tunnels? Undoubtedly used to spoon feed nourishing cereals and foods to fatten up their progeny for the more vigorous sexual appetites of their elders!

The “stained” mattresses? Obviously, these were planted by some right wing, Germanic, homophobic, pedophobic gauleitiers who were lingering remnants of Hitler’s mad ravings about the “ver-men” who scurry about in tunnels they built to undermine Anglo-Aryan civilization, like rats! 

Clearly, this was a set-up by Ultra Mega Maga Trump supporters in the New York City Police department — and innocent Jew-ish males, with their girly-man forelocks, were understandably upset by having their day care center for goy boys and girls revealed to a curious and suspicious public.

All these fine, innocent people want to do is to worship their “god” — Satan — in peace.  Their RIGHT to do so is guaranteed in our First Amendment.

Perhaps this strange predilection towards homosexual depravity also explains why Tel Aviv is the Homosexual Capital of the entire World. Or why god’s “Chosen People” are also his/her favorite pornographers and utterly dominate that business enterprise. 

But must we, as mere cattle and insects, kvetch about everything god’s “Chosen People” do?  Perhaps god’s “Chosen People” should not be surprised.   After all, how can we, as lesser life forms, possibly understand the motivation of this brilliant pinnacle of Satan’s creation?

All these tunnels filled with children’s paraphernalia and stained mattresses must all be be some kind of strange, racist “coincidence” — just like the ritual blood libel that still haunts The Eternal Jew down thru the corridors of Time.

Conrad Rook

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