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Alert!: ALIENS ARE ABUCTING COWS AT AN ALARMING RATE!

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The aliens are taking cows and removing their organs for experiments.  Recently the Moocow of the BIN has gone missing.  You will know if you meet him because he says things like “Eat my GMO.  Eat my squishy tumor GMO.”  He needs to be found.  I have put an image of him on a milk carton.  If you find him please contact The Mightiest Clucker.



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    • youpeopleareinsane

      Check the local bath house.

      Missing your little butt buddy are you?

      So sad for you :lol:

      • Mayhem

        Well at least The MooCow is missed.

        You could try leaving for 2 or 3 months and we’ll see if folk feel the same way about you?

        Doing so should answer any other stupid questions, you have on the subject, if nothing else.

    • symxer

      I was hoping to find him somewhere in the high resolution photo of Nibiru, but no luck. He must still be stuck in that trans-dimensional vortex where he can only post stories, but no comments. All we can hope is that the collision of earth with Nibiru might just bring our milky friend back to us. Hopefully, they have not dissected his body parts and put them into a hybrid cow like creature. :idea: :shock:

    • Lydia

      Well .
      Missing the ‘ Moo Cow .

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