2011-02-21 - Our friend the Cell Phone - The 2012 Fad

DATE:          2011-02-21

POSTING:         the2012Fad.com

COPYRIGHT:         © copyright the2012fad.com 2011 • all rights reserved

TITLE:                  Our friend the Cell Phone

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Hello, and welcome again to the2012Fad.com.

I will be your host for the evening, my name is Charlie Bluehawk.

Last night, we talked about “Evil Always Wins“ and why our Masters’ “Great Plan” is so important, so embedded into their very being, that they would willingly, happily, sacrifice themselves, their families, their world for making it come true – calling Satan back to Earth to sit on the Throne, and then rising up, throwing Satan down, and taking her place, making themselves gods.

No, I don’t think we will ever be able to have a “meeting of the minds” with our Masters – they are – frankly – just too different from you and I.

Tonight, I thought we would chat about “Our friend, the Cell phone.”

Just some fun facts, to begin, all of which you can check for yourself.

Fun Fact #1:

Did you know, that while the battery in your cell phone is charged up, it is always “on” – even when you have turned it “off”.

Fun Fact #2:

Your cell phone, since it is always “on” is listening to your conversation right now. 

For a few hundred dollars, and a trip to Radio Shack, you too can listen in on other people’s private, personal conversations – even when they think that their cell phone is “off”

Fun Fact #3:

You cell phone is a microwave transmitter.

And your body?  Your body is 97% water.

Do you know what water is great at doing?  Acting as an antenna!

Because that is what your body becomes when you press your cell phone against your skin – your body is now the antenna for a microwave oven.

And if you are a girl, and you like wearing those very tight pants (and – thank you – by the way for that) and you really LOVE your cute little-girl cell phone, and you really like to tuck it into the front pockets of your very tight jeans, because its stylish – did you know that – since your cell phone in ALWAYS on – that you are, cooking your ovaries?

And that, after a few years, not only will you have cooked your ovaries, making you sterile (or worse, partial deformed),  but also that a sizeable portion of your waist, and your legs have cooked meat in them. 

Dead flesh. 

That there are places, parts of your body that are dead inside of you.

And the same with guys – you are cooking your testicles.

And you remember what we talked about in an earlier episode – what loves to grow and to thrive inside of areas of your body where there is NO oxygen?  A fungus that we like to call cancer.

Is your cell phone really dangerous?

Again, this is something that you do NOT need me for – this is something that you can demonstrate for yourself.

Get your best friend over – you know – the one you have down on your cell phone calling plan as your “calling buddy” – which means unlimited calling time.

Now, call each other on your cell phones, and put the cell phones on “mute”.

Next, get a raw egg from the fridge – still in the shell.

Now, get a couple of rubber bands, and strap your two cell phones around the raw egg – so the cell phones are facing each other on other side of the raw egg.

Now use the rubber bands to tie the two cell phones in place.

What you have now is a cell phone and egg sandwich.

Leave then them that way for thirty minutes – go watch TV or something.

Come back in thirty minutes, untie the cell phones, and crack open the egg in a pan.

And them you decide.

That egg? 

That egg is your head.

That egg? 

Those are your ovaries.

That egg?

Those are your testicles.

Imagine falling asleep at night – as many teenagers do – calling their best friends on their “unlimited calling plan” and falling asleep with their cell phone pressed up against their head.

Now me – I don’t care myself.

I have no one in my life, no one to love, and no one who loves me.  I am eminently forgettable for some reason.

Now, I don’t say that because I want your sympathy.  I tell you this to make a VERY blunt point.

I have no one to live for.  I have nothing to live for.  So if I get zapped by my cell phone – and yes, I have one (but I do try and carry it in my jacket pocket) – I really don’t care.

I can barely manage to get down one meal a day.  Something in the adult human male shuts down when they have no one in their lives.

But again I am not telling you this because I want your sympathy – I am trying to scare you into listening.

Do YOU have something worth living for?

Do YOU have someone you love?

Do YOU have someone who loves you?

How do you think they would feel if they found out that you were hurting yourself?

How do you think they would react if they knew you were cooking parts of your body – a body, I hope, that they are very interested in.

Now, how would you feel if the person that YOU love was cooking parts of their body – their brain, their ovaries, their testicles – things I hope YOU are interested in.

Now, maybe its time for you to start thinking for yourself.

For all of us here at the2012Fad.com, this is Charlie Bluehawk wishing you a really good day, and reminding you to keep a good thought!

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