Global Warming Attacks Ancient Pyramid

As the global warming hoax peters out, whipping dupes into a state of hysteria becomes ever more of a challenge for propagandists. One has been reduced to applying intersectionality by appealing to liberal reverence for the long-lost societies of pre-Columbian savages.

Global warming allegedly attacked a pyramid at Ihuatzio, an archaeological site in Mexico:

On the night of July 29, the 15-meter-high (roughly 50-foot-high) square monument located in the state of Michoacán suddenly slumped under the pressure of incessant rain, its south wall crumbling into a pile of rubble.

Rain, like the absence of rain, is caused by wicked whites not having submitted to poverty and tyranny in the name of the global warming hoax.

The pyramid was first occupied 1,100 years ago by indigenous Nahuatl-speaking groups. Later, it became the headquarters of the P’urhépechas people…

All that time, there was no weather. But then we started driving around in SUVs.

The Experts at Mexico’s National Institute of Anthropology and History confirm that “extreme weather” is to blame for the pyramid finally collapsing. Otherwise, it might have stood forever.

In case the reader doesn’t get it that this is our fault:

Extreme weather and rising seas, driven by human-caused climate change, are proving to be a serious nuisance for important sites of bygone cultures.

A representative of the Oppressed tugs at the heart stings:

According to Tariakuiri Alvarez, who identifies as a living member of the P’urhépecha tribe, his ancestors would have interpreted the crumbling of the pyramid at Ihuatzio as a “bad omen”.

Señor Alvarez also identifies as a guy with a long memory:

In a Facebook post Alvarez said that before the arrival of foreign conquerors in Mexico, something similar happened, and it was because the gods were “displeased”.

What could this presage that would be as awful as Columbus arriving to lift the Western Hemisphere out of Stone Age savagery? If we don’t start taking leftist climate ideology seriously, we might just find out!

Let’s have a look at the author’s bio:

Carly Cassella is a Senior Journalist at ScienceAlert. … In her years at ScienceAlert, Carly has written extensively on topics such as evolution, the brain, climate change, microplastics, viruses, and poop.

Considering the crap the liberal establish pays her to dish out for the gullible, her interest in poop should be at the top of her résumé.

On a tip from Mike B.

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